High Maintenance

What would you do if someone offered you a machine that needed to be fueled approximately 8 times a day and then, had to have its main chamber emptied about 10 times a day? I would probably decline it. Too much work and too much responsibility. That is how life starts off for humans. I never realized how high maintenance  people are. Breakfast, beverage, lunch, snack, dinner, snack, snack. I added the second snack for good measure, as we all know sometimes one nighttime snack is not enough. That is the fueling part of our machinery. Then comes the cleansing part. Everyone of us knows the feeling of having to find a bathroom in a strange place. Not pleasant. Unfortunately, we have to do it, as our machinery demands it. The only thing worse is when our self cleansing mechanism is on the blink. There is nothing we won't do, to get it back on track. From the moment a child is born, the cycle begins. A high maintenance, well oiled machine.