Don't Come Knocking

For some reason, in the past week, I have had a few solicitors knocking at my door. I think they are political volunteers canvassing the neighborhood. I never open my door to anyone that I do not know. I do not care if you are wearing an ID badge around your neck. For all I know it could have a picture of Mickey Mouse on it. I cannot see it from behind my peephole and if I open my door to look, at that point it doesn't really matter. If I do not answer the door in one minute, please leave my stoop. That means you are not welcome.