Too Many Pillows

Years ago when I went to a motel there were two pillows on the bed. Then the management put three and everyone was excited. Then they upped the ante and gave eight, four per bed. At my last motel visit, there were ten pillows. Five per bed. I still couldn't find one that felt right. One was too flat. Two made me sink in. Three made my neck bend. Four and five made me feel like I was sitting up. Slowly but surely, one by one, each one was tossed off the bed. Next time, there might be all pillows and no bed.