The Claw

This morning I needed to open a bottle of Gatorade. I twisted and turned it. It did not budge. I put it under warm water. Still no movement. I got out a dish towel and tried to pry it open. Nothing still. I had to open it so I could transfer it into a smaller bottle to take to work. After trying for a few minutes I began to rummage through my utensil drawer. I saw a lobster claw cracker. I took it out and it was just wide enough to go around the bottle cap. I clutched it like the jaws of life and twisted the cap. It finally opened. Victory!