Nish-Kebab

Today we were supposed to have a work luncheon. A genetic specialist was going to give a lecture. He was bringing a shish-kebab luncheon from a great restaurant. I marked my doctor's calendars over a month ago to make sure that everyone could attend. My boss was excited to have this speaker. Yesterday one of my doctors  mentioned that he could not attend the meeting. My office staff has 10 psychologists and one psychiatrist. The psychiatrist was the one who could not attend. He said that he had to take his mother in law for a procedure. Now we had a problem. In order to have this lecture we needed one medical doctor to attend. He never realized that without him, there would be no lecture. I had to call the speaker and cancel. We tentatively rescheduled for February. We went from shish-kebab to nish-kebab, in one second.