I am going into to work today and have two interviews scheduled. Before I even meet these women I can tell you that they will not be hired. It will not be because they are not nice or qualified. It will be because my office will scrutinize every aspect of their lives. I wish that I did not have to waste my time. Years ago I read a funny printout of a fictitious person's resume. I feel like putting it on my boss's desk and asking if I should schedule an interview. Part of the resume listed the person's previous jobs and why they left them.
- Worked in an orange juice factory. Could not concentrate so I got canned
- Worked for a pool company. The job was too draining.
- Worked as a tailor. The job did not suit me and the pay was sew sew.
- Worked as a lumberjack. Could not hack it, so I was axed.
- Worked installing mufflers. It was too exhausting.
Maybe this resume would peak their interest.
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