The Sock

 Since Pennsylvania has been thrown into the undecided recount state, the 270 electoral votes are now 259, so the race is even more undecided. Today I will write about something we all can agree on. A missing sock. I did laundry and after folding it, a sock was missing in action. I unfolded everything and shook things out. Still no sock. I put the lonely sock in the drawer. At work I was on a phone call and looked at my leg. It looked a bit swollen on the thigh. I felt it and it felt soft. Lo and behold the missing sock was there. Mystery solved.