Brown

I have issues with the color brown. It stems from my childhood. In second grade, a girl named Carol, sat in front of me. She wore brown, every day. She also ate glue. In those days, we called it mucilage. Thick, gray, glue. I equate the color brown, with glue eating. I think that brown is a dirty looking, unkempt color. It is not like black. Black is crisp and neat looking. Other colors are vibrant. Brown is dull. Years ago, a situation comedy called Married With Children, had a character, Al Bundy. He always wore brown pants. Never black or blue. I am sure that no one but me, noticed this. His character was low class, ignorant man. Brown suited him well. Today as I was driving, a man crossed right in front of my car,without looking. He was wearing brown, head to toe. I think that I disliked him more for wearing brown, than crossing in front of my car while my light was green.