Sock It To Me

This morning I got up, got dressed and started getting ready to go to work, when it happened. The socks I put on were "malfunctioning". We have all had this happen to us. We put on our socks and shoes and start to go about our normal routine,when we feel one of the socks start to misbehave. It slowly slips under our shoe until our foot is exposed and naked. We take off the shoe, pull up the sock and hope it stays in place. It doesn't. Then we have to make the big decision. Do we take it off, replace it and throw it away. The first time it happens, we take it off and replace it but do not have the heart to throw it out. We think that maybe if we wash it, it will spring back to life. It never does. So, this morning, with a heavy heart, I tossed my misbehaving sock into the garbage. I just hope my husband doesn't think I made a mistake and transfers it into the hamper.