The Color Purple

Last year I bought a lilac colored nail polish at the dollar store. It was a beautiful color and stayed on for a few weeks without chipping. Everywhere I go, when I am wearing it, people stop me to compliment me. Old people and young people tell me that they love the color. When I had surgery last week, as I laid on the operating table, the nurses were asking me about the color. I have no idea why it is such a conversation piece. If I was running for office, all I would have to do is show up wearing this polish and I would win votes. For all of those interested, this brand is B.S.N. and the magical color number is 49.