Too Many Pies

Last night we went for pizza. We ordered two pies. One was a sausage pizza and one was a chicken pizza. When the food arrived, the chicken pie had no chicken on it. We called over the waitress and asked her to bring the chicken so we could throw it on the pie. She said she could not do that. She would have to order a new one for us. We could take home the chicken free pie as a gift. We ate the sausage pie and then the new one arrived. When we were done we had one whole pie and 2 extra slices left. The waitress then brought us over a dozen rolls to go. We walked out smiling.