The 1%

I was at Rite Aid yesterday waiting to check out and was standing behind what looked like a normal woman. She was having a regular conversation with the cashier. As she was done, she said that she had the worst nasal drip. I said that I did also. That is when she started to ramble. She said that if we all look at the sky, we can see the slight white line. We all looked out of the front window but had no idea what she was talking about. The she said that the 1% elite in the world were trying to get rid of the rest of the world so they can have it for themselves. She said that is why everyone is getting a cold and nasal drip. It is a plot to kill us off. I was thinking that the drip was from it being winter and the dry air, but I kept that to myself and let her continue to talk. Everyone on the line was just looking at her and the cashier was praying that the woman would just take her bag and leave. She continued to discuss her conspiracy theory as if it was reality. Finally she left. The cold and flu season is why people are getting sick and if the 1% elite want to have this world all to themselves, "Gay gezinte heit". It is all yours.