Dirty Jobs

There are dirty jobs and then there are dirty jobs. Yesterday when I got home there was a box waiting for me at the front door. I thought it could be an early holiday gift. When I opened it, the package was wrapped in a plastic bag. When I zipped open the bag, it looked like a mini toilet seat. I was still baffled. After opening it fully, I realized that it was a Cologuard kit. Instead of a colonoscopy, I have chosen to use the kit. It gives detailed instructions of how to use it and return it. Then I thought, who opens and processes it? Who is the person that day after day opens a container of poop? (I am using the more refined word for it). That is a dirty, smelly job. How much does it pay? From now on I will never complain about the crap I do at work.