Who Are They?

This morning I was online reading the Yahoo news stories. I like a good laugh to begin my day. Some of the stories are so absurd that I cannot imagine who writes them. After a few words I stop reading. I do not want to waste my cataract lenses on foolishness. This morning I saw that a couple was getting a divorce. I have no idea who they are or why the made Yahoo news. How does this effect my life? I skipped to the next article and just stopped reading. I decided that talking to Shelby was a more intelligent way to spend my time.