Columbus Day

Today is Columbus Day, or is it. I have not checked this morning if people have cancelled this holiday. For some reason, people are cancelling holidays without asking me. Labor Day was eliminated for a lot of businesses. I heard rumors that Columbus would follow. Why am I being told that a national holiday can be discarded by the whim of some organization? Where is the vote? Where is the democracy? My favorite rice is now going undercover and it’s  pancake mix counterpart is in the witness protection program. I no longer know who they are and what their names are. Yesterday I was told that I no longer sleep in a master bedroom. I now sleep in a primary bedroom. Who decides this shit? Next I will be told that I have to change my name too. Maybe Su is too close to Fu. Kohl's has decided to turn against the police as has Staples. I wonder who they will now call for shoplifters? Social workers should have a bag packed at the door in case they are called out to talk down a man wielding a knife in those stores. Starbucks also turned against police but wanted them there after their store was fire bombed by the people they sided with. No coffee for you! I am leaving for work soon, or is it now spelled werk or wirk. I need to call Nancy and Chuck and ask. I will wait until after 9am, when Nancy has put on a new Depends and Chuck has screwed his glasses back into his nose.