Foreign Policy

We have a research assistant in our office that is from Switzerland. He is always telling us how things are so different there. Things are more relaxed. This became very apparent in the last few weeks. He is the supervisor of 4 girls and each one has a crush on him. They fawn all over him and he gives them back rubs. Now the girls are getting jealous of each other. I pulled him aside and told him about "sexual harassment laws" in the US. I even showed him our office policy handbook that says there can be no physical contact between employees. He read it, acknowledged it and said, "America is no fun".