Dressed for a Struggle

I am sure this scenario has happened to most women. We decide to try on an outfit that is our size and slowly realize that it is cut too small. We are now trapped in the clothing. It becomes a test of the wills. Woman versus clothes. It is annoying enough when it happens in our own home but occasionally it will happen in a dressing room of a store. That is where I had my biggest fight. I was in Marshall's trying on a dress. It went on a bit snug and did not look that good so I began to remove it. It had a mind of its own and decided to glue itself to my body. I twisted and turned and started to go in a circle like a dog chasing its tail. Round and round. I tried pulling it up. I tried pushing it down. I was at the point of almost dislocating my shoulder. I was thinking of ripping the dress off of me. I felt that it deserved it. On the last attempt it came off, almost choking me as it cleared my head. From then on, if is doesn't glide on, I put it back on the hanger.