Faster Speed

I called my cable company yesterday to go over my plan and see if I had the lowest rate. The representative reviewed my bill and said that the rate that I had was the best they had to offer. She said that for $10 more I could have faster internet speed. I said I didn't need faster speed. She said that the faster speed would make a big difference. I said that it would not really matter as my eyes can't move any faster than they already move. She started to laugh hysterically. She said she didn't expect that response.