Light on the Sauce

I ate dinner last night at Bertuccis, one of my favorite restaurants. When the waitress took the order I said,"Please bring the rolls with butter, not oil, make the pizza with only a small amount of sauce and no basil." I also asked for water with lemon. I thought I spoke clearly and the order was not too complicated. I guess I was mistaken. She brought the rolls with oil, the water without lemon and the pizza had a ton of chunky sauce and was topped with an ample amount of basil. I should have known I was in trouble when she said she did not need to write down the order. When she brought the food to the table, we mentioned that everything was incorrect. She stared at us blankly. We decided that we were too hungry to have her redo the order and even if she did, there was no guarantee that it would be right. We skimmed off the extra sauce and picked off the basil. I hope this girl never decides to babysit. The baby may wind up wearing a diaper on its head.