Straightening Out

I am returning home this afternoon. I cannot wait to return to the "straight" world. I am not talking about gender identification. I am speaking about parking spaces. This morning I took a walk around my parent's development. There is a parking space for every car. The lines are straight. The cars are diagonally parked. One car leans to the right. The other car leans to the left. A third car just gave up and parked half way into the spot. I need things to be orderly. I need to live in a straight world. I need to be home.