Perfumed Lady

Perfumes are nice when they are not overpowering. For some reason my boss and some of her patients wear the worst scents you can imagine. My boss buys her perfumes in Turkey as does one of her patients. They have the weirdest smell. If I had to describe it, it would be a mix of incense, smelly cheese and insecticide. The scent lingers in the air for hours. Yesterday one of her patients gave her a check that should have come to the office. The check smelled. It sat on my desk stinking up the area. I posted it quickly so I could move it to someone else's desk. Right now it is in a lock box smelling up other paperwork.