Happy Valentine's Day

Today, on Valentine's Day, 50% of the people will be angry with their significant others. Girls who think today is the day they will become engaged... might not. Girls who think their boyfriends will buy them jewelry might only get a card and possibly candy. Women who have been married for many years may be totally forgotten about. The other 50% will be happy. I pity the men whose women fall into the first category. It will be a bad day for them and they will not be able to redeem themselves for an entire year.